WTF is this?
Not NOT Weed is a retailer of premium lab tested cannabis products, mainly flower, derived from hemp. Some people who think they know everything say that hemp is not weed, but we say hemp is not NOT weed. Because it’s not not.
Will it take forever to receive my order like it does when I order from everywhere else?
Nope. We ship Monday-Friday, and all orders placed before 2:00 will ship the same day. There may be occasions where certain product stock levels are low, and if that happens we will ship what is in stock and ship the rest as soon as it arrives (usually the next day).
How am I supposed to pay for all of this stuff?
We offer several different secure payment methods. We accept payment by CashApp, Zelle, credit card or Bank Transfer.
That’s a dumb name
We don’t have to take this kind of abuse in our own FAQ.